im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We need to get me chipped asap
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