Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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