i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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