I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
My penis needs a shock collar
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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