Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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