either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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