Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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