I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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