i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
