they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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