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Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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