I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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