someone owes me an orgasm
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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