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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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