aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
