didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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