I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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