So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I met the friendliest cop last night
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I think i got beer on your cat.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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