How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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