i just identified you from a description of your pipe
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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