ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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