You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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