He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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