Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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