Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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