i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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