I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
