Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm getting married
To pizza
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