I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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