gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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