hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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