k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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