I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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