i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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