just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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