That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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