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Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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