I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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