His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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