i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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