I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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