You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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