so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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