D3 body, D1 cock
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
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So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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