For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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