Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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