Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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