Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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