I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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