No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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