he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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