Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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