So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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