The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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