we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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